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Time Table for Sem VI Computers

Web Technology
Saturday ,28th May

Advanced Database
Tuesday, 31st May

Systems Programming
Thursday , 2nd June

Operating Systems with Unix
Saturday, 4th June

Object Oriented Analysis & Design
Tuesday, 7th June

Computer Graphics
Thursday, 9th June

I can hear the bell
I can hear the bell
Now is the time
Or I may rest in hell

hi

well its the 'rhyme time' on our grps[dbit_comp_2002_06] and this one line from my side [in hindi for a chng]...

shayar likhne ke liye
peete hain,
hum likhne ke liye
viva dete hain

i m sure vivas this sem had a toll on everbody as its obvious frm the 'heartflet trueset emotions' expressed by dudes here. its more bcoz of hectic schdule rather than the difficulty of the vivas. i m sure everyone wud agree that this sem vivas have been much better that 4 sem vivas which were a disaster for everyone. well y talk abt the bad times now [comparitively better tan 4 sem] and ya this thread[... ravi tak notice of this word its gonna haunt U for a long time] is open for a debate.

Sing a song of six vivas,
i guess its worth a try.
Most of the were so bad,
that i could prolly cry.

On the first sp day,
i was living on a pray.
Sat down for the viva,
what could i do but stare?

Then along came adb,
i tried as a student can.
But for every problem,
there was selvin MAN!

For cg i took it easy,
thught that it would pass.
In the end it turned out,
to be a real mad dash..

By OOAD's time,
I couldnt really care.
But i didnt even dream that,
this badly i could fare....

Now the OS viva,
was the icing on the cake.
He was handing it out on a platter,
and yet those marks i couldnt take!!!

So now that you know my state,
You must know what i feel.
Yet i wonder, why i wonder,
why i wonder whats the deal...

🙁

well |BaSiL| its was really cooL. esp i likd the strtd 'Sing a song of six vivas' and your truly your 'truest emotions' comming thru !

mr patil was the one i dared
but he said im not prepared
although he said hes gonna gimme something free
n landed up gimme twenty three

next day i decided to carry the cross
n i met the man who says "Boss"
i showed him that answer i can
he told me "well done MAN"

they say it comes with good times
for the next viva was bad of mine
when he asked me wots multithreading
i instantly started sweating

the ball came rolling down
although prasad had a little frown
i told him wot he asked
so i hope he'll make me pass

selvins marriage is gonna be grand
but wot i feel is ooad shud be banned
for it never made any sense
while the externals hair was so un-Dense

the final day was a cool surprise
for free marks was my prize
in the end i had a cough
hey ppl plstosaykthxbye fkoff

ahem.. Ravi nice one. this part is really cool

"next day i decided to carry the cross
n i met the man who says "Boss"
i showed him that answer i can
he told me "well done MAN" "

i m sure u mst have writen these cool lines in a ziffy and plstosayitwascoolgr8overthetop fkoff !

first up was sp i thought it would be fun,
but then sp took my sp and with it he took my bum.

the next was the tamil don who always says old
but the external had other ideas and i was clean bold.

aaa the don of all dons guna, my balls were in my mouth
then the external asked me abt all versions,and my balls came running out.

a six day break how nice i thought, let me rest a bit,but then you know
how it goes and for two days i did all shit

ok so four days left for the final two so i open my cg book
but hey wait the phones ringing so i get it off the hook

O.S viva after ooad you say, i thought i should pull up my socks
but the only thing i could blurt out was my famous line,suck my cock.

the day finally comes and i rotate my square with glee
but then i go to the external and he makes me pee

now this was the pracs abt which i was told, you draw anything and it
will hold,but that stick man external motherfucking lund ka booth made
sure that i am bold.

ok now os, so i thought my balls were going to shatter but guess what
we had two cool guys and marks were handed on a platter.

'viva rhyme' was rhyme and rhemony [..lol] and lifesucks39 [alok - wel ur id is apt for u and all enng students ] got it all right. and ya u r excused alok bcoz we needed tat dose of urs [yeh dil maange more after tat Anna scam u unearthed]. rhymes were perfect and for me the highlight was

"but the only thing i could blurt out was my famous line,suck my cock."

lookin fwd for some more rhymes frm ur side wid da fk shit tat u cook wid it!

rest is fine

take care

Anonymous: After performing well in CG wat next ?

Akky: Well I have OOAD and OS comming up in sucession.

Anonymous: OOAD ? [sounds like OoYeDi]

Akky: Hmm... may be bt this is one subject that interests me this semester. The most fascinating thing about it is that we can consider everything in this universe as an object. Ya and play with it like a katputali. Every object has a set of attributes more like nature of a person. We communicate with an object through interfaces it provides. Communication among ojects takes place through messages. One more analogy with us humans is that each oject has a lifecyle [create & destroy].

Anonymous: So you gonna crack this subject !

Akky: Well I didnt mean I am good at it. Liking for a particular subject allows you to ameliorate skills and take yourslef to the next level with alacrity. For this you need a platform and I dont find enginnering provides you with one. Well enough of all these thoughtful shit... the bottom line is that tommorrow pracs are going to be tough [tats wat i came to knw frm batch 1] and I m least prepared for them as always. But anyways it like it this way. Rest is fine. Take care bye. Hoping to see more of you Mr./Ms. Anonymous [wat say junta?]

Anonymous:
#include
#include
#include

void main() {
int gd=DETECT, gm;

initgraph( &gd,&gm,"" );

//plot the pixel
putpixel(10,10,15);

getch();
closegraph();
}

This is what we need to write just to plot a pixel [picture+element] on the screen.

Akky: Am i dreaming? Isnt this 2005 ?

Anonymous: Hey its 2005 [precisely 11:51 PM 5/4/2005] and no dream at all. Come to your senses asap bcoz tommorrow using the above basics U will need to plot lines, circles, ellipses, polygons, graphs, etc.

Akky: I hope the computer that I get has the CG programs dumped in it.

Anonymous: Best of luck !

Akky: Thanks.

System Programming
Day 1:
Hero: Suryakant Patil (SP)
Leads played by: Ravi
Supporting Roles: Deena and group
In his stellar performance he won everyones heart and was the talk of the college on Day 1 of the vivas of this sem. Hey credit to SP for extending support to our CR. {at least being a CR helped him somewhere if not for the whole sem but at the end when it mattered} :d

Day 2:
Hero: Suryakant Patil and Amiya
Leads played by: Anita
It was the role of her lifetime and she clinched it with both her hands. It was just perfect not over the top, right titiminggood body-eye coordination and tears at the right time. Everything was just right and to top it she was rewarded in no time with a 23.
Amiya was gr8. The only problem was he dididn'tnknowhe syllabus but we can excuse him for tat. In all he looked natural and also that his voice modulation and pronunciation was better tan SP.

--

Advanced DataBase Mgmt Sys
Day 1:
Hero: Selvin Raj & External
Leads played by: Ravi {performance below avg}
Surprisingly everything went well for him. Wat man! we were deprived of his emotional fire power on tat day. Hats off to Selvin to maintain his calm and just let things happen w/o creating waves.
3 cheers for the External. It was the best performance by and external so far, very natural and unassuming.

Day 2:
Hero: Selvin Raj & External [again]
Leads played by: Elza, Nikita & Akshay
Elza was so in her character that Selvin asked her to wash her face and come back. Nikita got her few mins of fame when she shed a few tears but its wasn't up to the mark. She fell a lil short in terms of the sheer emotions.
Selvin made a good comeback when he came out and asked Nikita not to cry and all bcoz he gonna take care of the marks.
Finally i did feature somewhere. I always wanted to be on Walk the Talk [NDTV 24x7].. i guess there is still sometime before u guys see me there, But here I was doing the same with Selvin asking me questions [internal vivas] while walking in the corridor. Vivas were over by the time we reached his table and i signed the attendance and asked me to go home and study for WT. Felt like a celebrity for a few seconds when he was asking me questions. It was fun !

--

Web Technology
Day 1:
Hero: Guna Shekhar & External
Leads played by: Ravi [again]
Guna got his act together when it mattered. His performance surpassed Nana Patekars performance in Khamoshi. We never knew Guna cud deliver this stellar of a performance.
The external had forgot his script at home i guess. He messed it all up and made a mockery of the job entitled to him. He was uttering words from some internal profs script.
Also Ravi had his few seconds of limelight on the hot seat. I never knew that multi-threading is used in forums. Now even i believe the same. Thanks for that Ravi. I m sure when u would reply to this mail you would extend the thread that i have created.

Day 2:
Hero: Guna Shekhar & External
Leads played by: Sree
Finally an external of Mumbai University was certified as PAI-9001 ...
Ya Sree was impressed by the externals knowledge about the subject esp the discussion they had during the vivas. May be tats the reason the external was awarded the PAI-9001 certification.

Ya this is the finale... its here !

Tommorow I wil be having my external vivas.
Havent still got the feel of this sem. But I m sure will get it tomm in front of the external xaminer.

Pray for me !

Allah huh akbar alllaah.......................

You read it right... My FiRsT rECiPe oN <> ! This was about to come for me being a complete foodie.

"Andeka Funda" -- the perfect half boil

I remember eating a half boil when I was small. My dad would make it for me. That was years ago and after many unsucessfull attempts I have finally again got ir right. Let me share the recipe wid u all

Ingredients: Egg, turmeric and salt (to taste)

Procedure: Put the egg in warm water and keep the utensil on the stove. Just when it is about to boil switch of the stove and keep the egg in the water for 30 seconds. Now place the egg in cool water for a few seconds so that you can handle it. Now catch the egg with its base (the flatter side) on the top. Just rupture the shell big enough so that you can get a spoon in. Now put turmeric and salt through the hole, mix it up and njoy it.

Signs that you have got it all right : A very thin white part which looks cooked (lik a boiled egg) and the yellow part just tickled by the flame.

Cooking is fun as long as I dont have to do it everyday [hats off to all moms]... lol

signing off !

No this is not about my birthday...

I have this Web-Tech projet which I need to submit before 25th of this month.
We[manav and me] have selected eSync as our project topic. The main features include Birthday Reminders and Scheduled Mails.
The reason I chose this topic was bcoz I was impressed by http://www.birthdayalarm.com/dob/9056730a3456792b363 which ppl like me highly rely on.

Workd on the project for a complete day now of which half of the time I spent on setting up a bean. And its not related to the beans we eat in anyway but take my word they are tasty .... lol

I stil have 10 hrs in which I wil have to giv this application some presentable fuctionality for it to get approved.

Hey til then take care... njoy !

Completed 15 experiments in a span of 5 hours. It was tiring and boring. Anyways completed a lot of pending work.

We have most of our submissions in this week itself. Hope they happen soon and I can start studying.